“When women are depressed they either eat
or go shopping. Men invade
“Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and
“Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.”
“I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at
home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which
growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat
that comes home late at night.”
“I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn’t itch.”
“Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed
an assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as
quickly promoted as a male schlemiel.”
“Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps
they should live next door and just visit now and then.”
“In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want
anything done, ask a woman.”
“Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths.”
Baroness Edith Summerskill
“If men can run the world, why can’t they stop wearing neckties? How
intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around
Secrets about life every woman should know
“I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his
Zsa Zsa Gabor
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Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!
He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.
For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com
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I have found over the years that there is no such thing as reality, it is only how we perceive it. Each of us may have a different view of it because of our different beliefs and experiences. Two individuals can be sitting side by side, looking at the same event and “see” two entirely different outcomes based on their individual perceptions.