Quotable Quotes

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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my
mother took me to see him
in a department store, and he asked for my autograph. –Shirley
Temple
*
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it
would
probably be Labor Day Weekend. –Doug Lars


*

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you
don’t need it. –Bob Hope
*

I know that there are people in this world who do not love their
fellow man, and I hate people like that! –Tom Lehrer
*

I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and
then
I thought: What good would that do? –Ronnie Shakes
*

It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both
incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by
dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper. –Rod Serling
*

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving
birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. –Sam Levenson
(1911-1980)
*

Television – a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor
well-done. –Ernie Kovacs
*

Always remember this: If you don’t attend the funerals of your
friends, they will certainly not attend yours. –H.L.
Mencken
*

A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel
tells
us the truth about its author. –G. K. Chesterton
(1874-1936)
*

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the United States,
unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine milimeter
bullet. –Dave Barry
*

This isn’t right. It isn’t even wrong. –Wolfgang Pauli, on a paper
submitted by a physicist colleague
*

Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open
and
the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than
money. –Joey Bishop
*

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate
it.
–Franklin P. Jones
*

Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now, blue-green meat, that’s REALLY BAD
for you. –Tommy Smothers
*

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of
twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.
–Norm Crosby
*

The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their
friends
thought I didn’t exist. –Aaron Machado
*

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit
going to those places. –Henny Youngman
*

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can
be the designated driver. –Jay Leno
*

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I
win
or lose. –Darrin Weinberg
*

Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life
in
which you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. –Fran
Lebowitz
*

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a
coffin. –H.L. Mencken

Bob Sieman Butterfly Cross
*

It ain’t so much the things you don’t know that get you in trouble.
It’s the things you know that just ain’t so. –Artimus
Ward

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 Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com

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The wisdom of our ancestors

The wisdom of our ancestors

There is an extreme shortage of common sense in today’s world, When looking back in history, I soon discovered this has always been a problem, Benjamin Franklin once said, ”Of all the senses, common sense seems to be the one that is used the least.” As obvious as it may seem, many seem to be totally oblivious to it. Most, if not all of the problems the world faces today could be solved if people would just sit back and think about what would seem to be the most obvious and simple solution to any issue. Often times people tend to overcomplicate the issues. I often think back to what my parents and grandparents believed and said, at the time I thought they were totally out of their mind and ignored it. I now wish I would have listened and followed their advice. It is now evident they were a lot smarter than we gave them credit for. Many times, in today’s world, the schools and universities can no longer be counted on to teach truth and values that will guide someone through life.

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