Celebrity Quotes

 

(1) “Instead of getting married again, I’m
going to find a
woman I don’t like and just give her a house.” * Steven
Seagal

 

 

(2) “The problem with the designated driver
program, it’s
not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it,
have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the
wrong house.” * Jeff Foxworthy

(3) “If a woman has to choose between catching
a fly ball
and saving an infant’s life, she will choose to save the infant’s life
without even considering if there is a man on base.” * Dave
Barry

(4) “Relationships are hard. It’s like
a full time job, and we should
treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you,
they should give you two weeks’ notice. There should be severance
pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a
temp.” * Bob Ettinger

(5) “My Mom said she learned how to swim
when someone took
her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, ‘Mom, they
weren’t trying to teach you how to swim.” * Paula
Poundstone

The Time Traveler’s Wife

(6) ” A study in the Washington Post says
that women have
better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of
that study: Uh, duh!” * Conan O’Brien

(7) “Why does Sea World have a seafood
restaurant? I’m
halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my Goodness. . I
could be eating a slow learner.” * Lynda Montgomery

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(8) “The day I worry about cleaning my
house is the day
Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.” *
Roseanne

(9) “I think that’s how Chicago got started.
A bunch of
people in New York said, ‘Gee, I’m enjoying the crime and
the poverty, but it just isn’t cold enough. Let’s go west.'”
* Richard Jeni

(10) “If life was fair, Elvis would be
alive and all the
impersonators would be dead.” * Johnny Carson

(11) “Sometimes I think war is God’s way
of teaching us
geography.” * Paul Rodriguez

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 Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com

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The wisdom of our ancestors

The wisdom of our ancestors

There is an extreme shortage of common sense in today’s world, When looking back in history, I soon discovered this has always been a problem, Benjamin Franklin once said, ”Of all the senses, common sense seems to be the one that is used the least.” As obvious as it may seem, many seem to be totally oblivious to it. Most, if not all of the problems the world faces today could be solved if people would just sit back and think about what would seem to be the most obvious and simple solution to any issue. Often times people tend to over complicate the issues. I often think back to what my parents and grandparents believed and said, at the time I thought they were totally out of their mind and ignored it. I now wish I would have listened and followed their advice. It is now evident they were a lot smarter than we gave them credit for. Many times, in today’s world, the schools and universities can no longer be counted on to teach truth and values that will guide someone through life.

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