The Joys of being a Senior Citizen

This is good…really good…The best!

 
Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel;
           I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down.
I was looking for my keys.  They were not in my pockets. 
A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing.
Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. 
             Frantically, I headed for the parking lot.
My wife has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.
My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.
Her theory is that the car will be stolen.  As I burst through the door,
I came to a terrifying conclusion.
Her theory was right.  The parking lot was empty.
            I immediately called the police.  I gave them my location, 
confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.
Then I made the most difficult call of all, “Honey,” I stammered;
            > I always call her “honey” in times like these. <
“I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen.”
 
There was a period of silence.
  I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard her voice.
                        “Idiot”, she barked, “I dropped you off!” 
Now it was my time to be silent.
 Embarrassed, I said, “Well, come and get me.”   
She retorted, “I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I have not
                                                stolen your car.”
 

Yep, it’s the golden years

The Mother Tongue and How it got That Way

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 Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com

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