Hold Me


Hold Me

I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men and
women differ so much. I never have figured out the whole Mars &
Venus thing.

And I never have figured out why men think with their head and women
with their heart. One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she then says, “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.”

I said, “What?!

So she says the words that I and every other husband on the planet
dreads. She explains that I must not be in tune with her Emotional Needs
As A Woman.

I’m thinking, “What was her first clue?” I finally realized that nothing is going to happen that night, so I went to sleep.

Photography Prints

The very next day we went shopping at a big department store. I
walked around while she tried on three very expensive outfits. She
couldn’t decide which one to take, so I told her to take all three of
them. She then tells me that she wants matching shoes worth $200 each to
which I say, “OK.” And then we go to the Jewelry Dept. where she gets a
set of diamond earrings. Let me tell you …she was so excited! She
must have thought that I was one wave short of a shipwreck, but I don’t
think she cared. I think she was testing me when she asked for a tennis
bracelet because she doesn’t even play tennis. I think I threw her for a
loop when I told her that it was OK too.

Universal Pet Carrier

She was almost sexually excited from all of this and you should have
seen her face when she said, “I’m ready to go, let’s go to the cash
register.” I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, “No, honey.
I don’t feel like buying all this stuff now.” You should have seen her
face — it went completely blank. I then said, “Really honey! I just
want you to hold this stuff for a while.” Just when she had this
look like she was going to kill me, I added, “You must not be in tune
with My Financial Needs As A Man.”

I figure that I might be having sex again sometime next year. But it was worth it.
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I have found over the years that there is no such thing as reality, it is only how we perceive it. Each of us may have a different view of it because of our different beliefs and experiences. Two individuals can be sitting side by side, looking at the same event and “see” two entirely different outcomes based on their individual perceptions

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