The Blonde at the Supermarket

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Oranjestad Aruba Photo by lifejourneysimages
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The Blonde at the Supermarket

Arnold goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde wave at him and saying a sweet “hello!”

He’s rather taken aback, because he can’t place where he knows her from.

Finally he says, “Um, do you know me?”

She replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my children.”

Uh oh….

He thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to Janet, and has a sudden recollection of a drunken party.

“My god,” Arnold says. “Are you the stripper from my bachelor party
that I coaxed into a private room with a $50 bill, and then we had sex
on the pool table with all my buddies watching from the door while I
yelled ‘I call the corner pocket!’ while you screamed ‘Harder, harder!’
and ‘Deeper, deeper!’?”


“Well, no,” she says. “I’m your son’s math teacher.”

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 Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com

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