The Sailor and the Pirate
A sailor meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns recounting
their adventures at sea. Noting the pirate’s peg leg, hook, and eye
patch, the sailor asks, “So, how did you end up with the peg leg?”
The pirate replies “We was caught in a monster storm off the cape
and a giant wave swept me overboard. Just as they were pullin’ me out, a
school of sharks appeared and one of ’em bit me leg off.”
“Blimey!” said the sailor. “What about the hook?”
“Zounds!” remarked the sailor. “And how came ye by the eye patch?”
“A seagull droppin’ fell into me eye,” answered the pirate.
“You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?” the sailor asked incredulously.
“Well…” said the pirate, “It was the first day with me hook….”
Coleman Road Trip Grill
Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!
He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.
For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com
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There is an extreme shortage of common sense in today’s world,
I often think back to what my parents and grandparents believed and said, at the time I thought they were totally out of their mind and ignored it. I now wish I would have listened and followed their advice more often.
It is in this light I have decided to publish some of my random thoughts based on the views of our ancestors