Things You Don’t Want to Hear From Tech Support

Things You Don’t Want to Hear From a Tech
Support

“Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick
handy?”
*
“That’s right, not even McGyver could fix it.”

*
“So — what are you wearing?”
*
“Duuuuuude! Bummer!”
*
“Looks like you’re gonna need some new dilithium crystals,
Cap’n.”
*
“Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you’re with 60
Minutes. Press 3 if you’re with the FTC.”
*
“We can fix this, but you’re gonna need a butter
knife, a roll of duct tape, and a car battery.”
*
“In layman’s terms, we call that the Hindenburg
Effect.”
*
“Hold on a second… Mom! Timmy’s hitting me!”
*
“Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics.”
*
“Please hold for Mr. Gates’ attorney.”

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