As I boot up my PC,
my modem dialing next to me,
I ask the Lord, give me a sign….
Will I ever get on-line?????
If you’d kindly let me
I’ll byte no more than I can chew.
I’ll surf the waves amid the Net,
with my mouse, my loyal pet.
And through each window
I will see
the websites that are offered me.
Resisting any chat room’s
I’ll download only what is pure.
If system errors don’t
I vow to read all my e-mail.
If you save me from a crash,
I’ll dump my games into the trash.
Just please don’t take my CD-ROM!
Thank you Lord, God Bless.com.
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