Competely examines every aspect of your computer,
then compiles a complex report that discredits every
aspect of your computer.
Ronald Reagan Virus:
Saves your data, but forgets where it is
Mike Tyson Virus:
Quits after two bytes.
Spits everything out.
Oprah Winfrey Virus:
Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100MB,
then slowly expands to 200 MB.
Your whole computer goes down.
Everything in your computer goes Goofy.
Screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn’t
Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus:
Terminates zome viles, leaves, but it vill be
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