Computer Viruses

Computer
Viruses

Kenneth Starr
Virus:
Competely examines every aspect of your computer,
then compiles a complex report that discredits every
aspect of your computer.


Ronald Reagan Virus:
Saves your data, but forgets where it is
stored.

Mike Tyson Virus:
Quits after two bytes.
Spits everything out.

Oprah Winfrey Virus:
Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100MB,
then slowly expands to 200 MB.

Titanic Virus:
Your whole computer goes down.

Disney Virus:
Everything in your computer goes Goofy.

Prozac Virus:
Screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn’t
care.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus:
Terminates zome viles, leaves, but it vill be
baaack.

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