The Italian Confession

 

 

An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini , Italy ,
went to
the local church for confession.  When the priest slid open the
panel in the confessional, the man said:

“Father, during World War II, a
beautiful Jewish woman from our
neighbourhood knocked urgently on my door and
asked me to hide her from the
Nazis.  So I hid her in my
attic.”

The priest replied: “That was a wonderful thing you did, and you
have no
need to confess that.”

“There is more to tell, Father.
She started to repay me with sexual
favours.  This happened several times a week, and sometimes twice on
Sundays.”

The priest said, “That
was a long time ago and by doing what you did, you
placed the two of you in
great danger, but two people under those
circumstances can easily succumb to
the weakness of the flesh.  However, if
you are truly sorry for your
actions, you are indeed forgiven.”

“Thank you, Father.  That’s a
great load off my mind.  I do have one more
question.”

“And what
is that?” asked the priest.

“Should I tell her the war is
over?”

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Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com

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reality

I have found over the years that there is no such thing as reality, it is only how we perceive it. Each of us may have a different view of it because of our different beliefs and experiences. Two individuals can be sitting side by side, looking at the same event and “see” two entirely different outcomes based on their individual perceptions.

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