The Talking Dog

The Talking Dog

A guy is out looking for garage sales and he sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog For Sale.”

He rings the bell, and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes around the house and into the backyard and sees a nice-looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black lab just sitting there.

“You talk?” he asks.

“Yep,” the lab replies.

“So, what’s your story?

The lab looks up and says, “Well, I discovered this gift pretty young
and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift,
and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in
rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would
be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years
running, but the jetting around really tired me out. I knew I wasn’t
getting any younger and I really wanted to settle down.”

“Wow!” the guy says. “Then what?”

“So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover
security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening
in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch
of medals. I had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I’m retired.”

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

“Ten dollars.”

“This dog is amazing!” he says. “Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?”


“Because he’s a liar!” the owner says. “I heard what he told you. He didn’t do any of that stuff.”

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