Things I’d like to say at work part 2

Things You’d Like To Say At Work
#2

Any connection between your reality and mine
is purely coincidental.



Do I look like a people person?

This isn’t an office.  It’s hell with fluorescent lighting.

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

Errors have been made.  Others will be blamed.

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

Can I trade this job for what’s behind door #1?

Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

Chaos, panic and disorder – my work is done here.

How do I set a laser printer to stun?

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a
paycheck.

Get your chuckles on Kindle.

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