Take the prospective employees you are trying
to place and put them in a
room with only a table and two chairs. Leave them alone for two hours,
without any instruction. At the end of that time, go back and see what
they are doing.
If they have taken the table apart,
put them in Engineering.
If they are counting the butts in the ashtray, assign them to
If they are waving their arms and talking out loud, send them to
If they are talking to the chairs, Personnel is a good spot for
If they are wearing green sunglasses and need a haircut, Computer
Information Systems is their niche.
If the room has a sweaty odor, perhaps they’re destined for the Help
If they mention what a good price we got for the table and chairs,
them into Purchasing.
If they mention that hardwood furniture DOES NOT come from rainforests,
Public Relations would suit them well.
If they are sleeping, they are Management
If they are writing up the experience, send them to the Technical
If they don’t even look up when you enter the room, assign them to
If they try to tell you it’s not as bad as it looks, send them to
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