Murphy’s Technology Laws

Murphy’s Technology
Laws

All great discoveries are made by
mistake.

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe
and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on
it and he’ll have to touch to be sure.

Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within
budget.

All’s well that ends.

A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept
and the hours are lost.

A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds
as 20 men working 20 years make.

Nothing motivates a man more than to see his
boss putting in an honest day’s work.

Some people manage by the book, even though they
don’t know who wrote the book or even what
book.

After all is said and done, a heck of a lot more
is said than done.

Get your chuckles on Kindle.


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