Mergers We’d like to See

Mergers We’d Like to
See

There is a merger in the works involving
Polygraph Records, Warner
Brothers, and Keebler. It will be called …
Poly-Warner-Cracker.


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3M & Goodyear = mmmGood
*
John Deere & Abitibi-Price = Deere
Abi
*
Crabtree & Evelyn and Apple computer = Crab
Apple
*
Zippo Manufacturing & Audi & Dofasco & Dakota Mining =
Zip Audi Do Da
*
Folger Coffee & Detroit Edison & Rolex =
Folderal
*
Swissair & Cheseborough-Ponds =
Swisschese
*
Honeywell & Imasco & Home Oil = Honey, I’m
Home
*
Denison Mines & Alliance & Metal Mining = Mine, All
Mine
*
3M & JC Penney & Canadian Opera Company = 3 Penney
Opera
*
Mattel & Pacific Gold = Ma & Pa
*
Sears Roebuck & Rogers Cable = Buck
Rogers
*
Luvs Diapers + Hertz Rent-a-car = Luv
Hertz
*
Knott’s Berry Farm + National Organization of Women = Knott
NOW
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Federal Express and UPS = Fed Up.

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