Little Johnny Strikes Again

Subject: LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN !!

 The teacher asked the class to use the word ‘fascinate’ in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, ‘My family went to my granddad’s farm, and we all  saw his pet sheep.. It was fascinating.

The  teacher said, ‘That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate, not fascinating’.

Sally raised her hand. She said, ‘My family went to see Rock City and I was ‘fascinated.’

The teacher said, ‘Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you  to use the word ‘fascinate.’ 

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word ‘fascinate’, so she called on him. 

Johnny said, ‘My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her hooters are so big she can only fasten eight.’  

       The  teacher sat down and cried.

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