The Brothel

 

The madam opened the brothel door in Winnipeg and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in

“Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else” said the madam.

He replied, “No, I must see Valerie.”

Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $5000 a visit.

Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs.

After an hour, the man calmly left.

The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie.

Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive.

“There are no discounts. The price is still $5000.”

Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs.

After an hour, he left.

The following night the man was there yet again.

Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.

After their session, Valerie said to the man, “No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?”

The man replied, ” New Brunswick ..”

“Really,” she said. “I have family in New Brunswick .”

“I know.” the man said. “Your sister died, and I am her attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance.”

The moral of the story is that three(3) things in life are certain:

1. Death

2. Taxes

3. Being screwed by a lawyer!

 Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com

 

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The wisdom of our ancestors

The wisdom of our ancestors

The Corporate Lesson

A Corporate
Lesson


A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing
all day.

A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, “Can I
also sit like you and do nothing all day long?”

The crow answered: “Sure, why not.”
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and
rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit
and ate it.

Moral of the story is: To be sitting and doing
nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

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The Balloonist

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The Balloonist


A man is flying in a hot air balloon and
realizes he is lost. He reduces

height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and
shouts: “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I would
meet him half an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.

The man below says: “Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering
approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42
degrees N. latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees West
longitude.”

You must be an engineer” says the balloonist.


I am” replies the man. “How did you know?”


Well” says the balloonist, “everything you have told me is
technically

correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the
fact is I am still lost.”

The man below says “You must be a manager.”


I am” replies the balloonist, “but how did you
know?”


Well”, says the man, “You don’t know where you are, or where you are

going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you

expect me to solve your problem.” The final fact is you are in the exact
same
position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow my
fault.”

Find your way home!

 Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com

Your comments appreciated

The wisdom of our ancestors

The wisdom of our ancestors

There is an extreme shortage of common sense in today’s world,
I often think back to what my parents and grandparents believed and said, at the time I thought they were totally out of their mind and ignored it. I now wish I would have listened and followed their advice more often.
It is in this light I have decided to publish some of my random thoughts based on the views of our ancestors

 

The Applicant

The Applicant

A business was looking for office help. They
put a sign in
the window, stating the following:

HELP WANTED

Must be able to type, have computer skills, and be
bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.

A dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went
inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail,
then walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined a bit.

Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The
office manager looked at the dog and was surprised, to say
the least. However, the dog looked determined, so he led him
into the office. Inside, the dog jumped up on a chair and stared
at the manager. The manager said “I can’t hire you. The sign
says you have to be able to type.”

The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded
to type out a perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted
over to the manager and gave it to him, then jumped back up
on the chair.

The manager was stunned, but then told the dog, “The sign
also says you have to be good with a computer.”

The dog jumped down again and went to the computer. The
dog proceeded to enter and execute a perfect spreadsheet
that worked flawlessly the first time.

By this time, the manager was totally dumb-founded! He
looked at the dog and said, “I realize that you are a very
intelligent dog and have some interesting abilities. However,
I still can’t give you the job.”

The dog jumped down and went over to a copy of the sign
and put his paw on the sentence about being an Equal
Opportunity Employer.

The manager said “Yes, but the sign also says that you
have to be bilingual.” The dog looked at that manager calmly
and said, “Meow.”

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Marital Wisdom

 

Wisdom

Whether a man winds up with the nest egg
or a goose egg depends a
lot on the kind of chick he marries.

 

Trouble in marriage often starts when a
man gets so busy earnin’ his
salt that he forgets his sugar.

Too many couples marry for better or for
worse, but not for good.

When a man marries a woman, they become
one, but the trouble starts
when they try to decide which one.
If a man has enough “horse sense” to treat
his wife like a
thoroughbred, she will never be an old nag.

Judgin’ from the specimens they pick for
husbands, it’s no wonder
that brides often blush.

On anniversaries the wise husband always
forgets the past…but
never the present.

The bonds of matrimony are a good investment
only when the interest
is kept up.

Many girls like to marry a military man–he
can cook, sew, make a
bed, and is in good health…and he’s already used to taking
orders.

Grandpappy and his wife were discussin’
their 50th wedding
anniversary when she said, “Shall I kill a chicken tonight?” “Naw,
said Grandpappy, “Why blame a bird for something’ that happened
50 years ago.”

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Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

 

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

 

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com

 

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alcohol

In today’s world, many resort to abusing drugs and alcohol, why are so many becoming addicted and not only destroying their lives but the lives of others around them as well?

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