BURGLARY IN FLORIDA
When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich’s house was burglarized
recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even
left his Rolex watch.
What they did take, however, was a “generic white cardboard box filled
with a grayish-white powder.” (That’s the way the police report described
it.) A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said, that “it looked
similar to high grade cocaine and they’d probably thought they’d hit the
big time.”Later, Nathan stood in front of numerous TV cameras and pleaded with the
burglars: “Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She
died three years ago.”
The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer known
as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan’s doorstep. The cardboard box was
there too; about half of Gertrude’s ashes remained.
Taped to the box was this note which said: “Hoochie sold us the bogus
blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard
feelings. Have a nice
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Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!
He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.
For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com
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In today’s world, many resort to abusing drugs and alcohol, why are so many becoming addicted and not only destroying their lives but the lives of others around them as well?