The German Shepherd and the Rabbit

 

One day an old German Shepherd takes off chasing rabbits and soon discovers he is lost.  After
wandering around for a bit he sees a panther heading toward him with
the intention of having lunch.
   
The old German Shepherd thinks, “Oh, oh! I’m in deep doo-doo now!”  Noticing some bones on the
ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with
his back to the approaching cat. Just as the panther is about to leap,
the old German Shepherd exclaims loudly, “Boy, that was one delicious
panther! I wonder, if there are any more around here?”
   
Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of
terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. “Whew!,” says
the panther, “That was close! That old German Shepherd nearly had me!”
   
Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he
can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the
panther. So, off he goes.  The squirrel soon catches up with the
panther, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the
panther.
   
The young panther is furious at being made a fool of
and says, “Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what’s going to
happen to that conniving canine!”
   
Now, the old German Shepherd sees the panther coming with the squirrel on his back and
thinks, “What am I going to do now?,” but instead of running, the dog
sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn’t seen them
yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old German
Shepherd says…”Where’s that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to
bring me another panther!”
   
Moral of this story…
    Don’t mess with the old dogs… Age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery!
    (BS and brilliance only come with age and experience.)
   
If you don’t send this to five ‘old’ friends right away, there will be five fewer people laughing in the world.
   
Of course, I am in no way insinuating that any of you are old, some are just more ‘youthfully challenged’.
   
You did notice the size of the print, didn’t you?

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Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com

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