Difference Between Work and Prison

Difference Between Prison and
Work

IN PRISON… you spend the majority of your
time in an 8X10 cell;
AT WORK… you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8
cubicle.

IN PRISON… you get three meals a day;
AT WORK… you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for
it.

IN PRISON… you get time off for good
behavior;
AT WORK…you get rewarded for good behavior with more
work.

IN PRISON… the guard locks and unlocks
all the doors for you;
AT WORK… you must carry around a security card and open all the doors
for
yourself.

IN PRISON… you can watch TV and play
games;
AT WORK… you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON… they allow your family and
friends to visit;
AT WORK… you can’t even speak to your family.

IN PRISON… all expenses are paid by
the tax-payers with no work required;
AT WORK… you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
deduct
taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON… you must deal with sadistic
wardens;
AT WORK…they are called managers.

IN PRISON… you spend most of your life
looking through bars from inside
wanting to get out.
AT WORK… you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside
bars.

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