Whether a man winds up with the nest egg
or a goose egg depends a
lot on the kind of chick he marries.
Trouble in marriage often starts when a
man gets so busy earnin’ his
salt that he forgets his sugar.
Too many couples marry for better or for
worse, but not for good.
When a man marries a woman, they become
one, but the trouble starts
when they try to decide which one.
If a man has enough “horse sense” to treat
his wife like a
thoroughbred, she will never be an old nag.
Judgin’ from the specimens they pick for
husbands, it’s no wonder
that brides often blush.
On anniversaries the wise husband always
forgets the past…but
never the present.
The bonds of matrimony are a good investment
only when the interest
is kept up.
Many girls like to marry a military man–he
can cook, sew, make a
bed, and is in good health…and he’s already used to taking
Grandpappy and his wife were discussin’
their 50th wedding
anniversary when she said, “Shall I kill a chicken tonight?” “Naw,
said Grandpappy, “Why blame a bird for something’ that happened
50 years ago.”
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Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!
He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.
For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com
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