If you’re like most people, common everyday items look inert
to you. But what you may not know is that many of them have
a gender. For example…
Ziploc Bags — Male, because they hold everything in but you
can see right through them.
Copier — Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to
warm up. It’s an effective reproductive device if the right
buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons
Tire — Male, because it goes bald and often it’s over
Hot Air Balloon –– Male, because to get it to go anywhere you
have to light a fire under it. . . and, of course, there’s the
hot air part.
Sponges — Female, because they’re soft and squeezable and retain
Web Page — Female, because it’s always getting hit on.
Subway — Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people
Hourglass — Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the
Hammer — Male, because it hasn’t evolved much over the last
years, but it’s handy to have around.
Remote Control — Female . . . Ha! You thought it’d be male. But
consider — it gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost without it, and
while he doesn’t always know the right buttons to push, he keeps
The eating well diet.
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Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!
He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.
For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com
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