Man Vs. Woman


Man Vs. Woman


Success:
A successful man is one who makes more money than his
wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a
man.

The Morning:
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

Money Management:
A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one dollar item
he wants.
A woman will pay one dollar for a two dollar item that she
doesn’t.

Happiness:
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him
a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand
her at all.

Marriage Expectations:
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she
does.
Both are disappointed

Marriage Decisions:
Men marry because they are tired.
Women marry because they are curious.

Marriage and the Future:
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a
wife.

Memories:
A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry
her. A man cherishes the memory of the woman who he didn’t
marry.

Understanding Women:
There are two times when a man doesn’t understand a woman – before
marriage and after marriage.

What a Woman Wants:
Only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy:
One is to let her think she is having her own way.
The other is to let her have it.

Longevity:
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot
more
willing to die.

Mistakes:
Any married man should forget his mistakes – no use two people
remembering
the same
thing.


The Battle:
A woman always has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new
argument.

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 Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com

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America is in serious trouble, many no longer realize what values and principles our country is founded on and have strayed from the common sense and creative thinking of our ancestors, how can we fix it?

 

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