Geriatric Divorce

 

Geriatric Divorce

An old couple comes up before the judge in a divorce proceeding.
Seeing how absolutely ancient they are, the judge just has to ask their
ages.

“Well, your honor,” the old man says, “I’m 99 and my wife here is 97.”

Wow,” the judge says. “How long have you been married?”

“I married Pearl three days after she turned sixteen, so that would be a little over 81 years.”

“Eighty-one years?!” the judge said, incredulous.

“Eighty-one years of pure torture,” the old man corrects.

The judge is stunned. “If it was 81 years of pure torture, why didn’t you file for divorce sooner?”

“Well, your honor,” the gentleman says, “I guess we have to admit it: we were waiting for the kids to die.”

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 Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website, http://www.journeysthrulife.com.

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