The Divorce

The Divorce

A married couple is driving down the interstate
doing 55 mph.
The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him
and says, “Honey, I know we’ve been married for 15 years, but,
I want a divorce.”

The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph.
She then says, “I don’t want you to try to talk me out of it,
because I’ve been having an affair with your best friend, and
he’s a much better lover than you.”

Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as his anger
increases. She says, “I want the house.” Again the husband
speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph.

She says, “I want the kids, too.” The husband just keeps
driving faster, and faster, now he’s up to 80 mph.

She says, “I want the car, the checking account, and all the
credit cards, too.” The husband slowly starts to veer toward
a bridge overpass piling, as she says, “Is there anything you
want?”

The husband says, “No, I’ve got everything I need.”

She asks, “What’s that?”

The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph,
“I’ve got the airbag!”

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 Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

 

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

 

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com

 

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