Why Dogs are Better Than Wives

Why Dogs Are Better Than
Wives

Dogs don’t cry.

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Dogs love it when your friends come
over.


Dogs don’t care if you use their
shampoo.

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Dogs think you sing great.

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A dog’s time in the bathroom is limited to a quick
drink.

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Dogs don’t expect you to call them when you’re running
late.

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The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see
you.

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Dogs will forgive you for playing with other
dogs.

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Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dogs
name.

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Dogs are excited by rough play.

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Dogs don’t mind if you give their
offspring away.

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Dogs can appreciate excess body
hair.

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Anyone can get a good looking
dog.

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If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don’t
hate it.

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Dogs don’t shop.

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Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on
the floor.

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Dogs never need to examine the
relationship.

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A dog’s parents never come to
visit.

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Dogs love long car trips.

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Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking
for directions.

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Dogs don’t hate their bodies.

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No dog ever bought a Kenny G.
album.

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No dog ever put on a hundred pounds
after reaching adulthood.

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Dogs never criticize.

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Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get
your point across.

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Dogs never expect gifts.

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Dogs don’t worry about germs.

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Dogs like to do their snooping outside,
as opposed to your wallet, desk ors
ock drawer.

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Dogs don’t let magazine articles guide
their life.

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Dogs would rather you buy them a hamburger than a
lobster dinner.

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You never have to wait for a dog, they’re ready 24
hours a day.

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Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry.

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Dogs don’t borrow your shirts.

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Dogs never want a foot rub.

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Dogs can’t talk.

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Dogs aren’t catty.

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Dogs seldom outlive you.

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 Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com

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