The Frog and the Banker

A frog goes into a bank and hops up to the
loan officer. The frog
says,
“Hi, what’s your name?”

The loan officer says, “My name is John
Paddywack, can
I help you? “

 

The frog says, “Yeah, I’d like to borrow
some money.”

The loan officer finds this a little odd,
but gets out a form. He says,
“Okay,
what’s your name? “

The frog says, “Kermit Jagger.

The loan officer says, “Really? Any relation
to Mick Jagger?”

The frog says, “Yeah, he’s my
dad.”

The loan officer says, “Okay, do you have
any collateral?”

The frog hands the loan officer a pink
ceramic elephant and says, “Will
this do?”

The loan officer says, “I’m not sure. Let
me go check with the bank
manager.”

The frog says, “Tell him I said hi. He
knows me.”

The loan officer goes back to the manager
and says, “Excuse
me. but there’s this frog out here named Kermit Jagger
who
wants to borrow some money. All he has for collateral is this
pink
elephant. I’m not even sure what it is.

The bank mananger says, “IT’S A NICK-NACK
PADDYWACK,
GIVE THE FROG A LOAN, HIS OLD MAN IS A ROLLING STONE.”

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Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

 

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

 

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com.

 

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