Marketing Explained

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Marketing Explained

The buzz word in today’s business world is marketing. However, people often ask for a simple explanation of the concept.

Well, here it is — everything you need to know about marketing.

You’re a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.”

That’s Direct Marketing.

 

 

You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One
of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you, says, “She’s
fantastic in bed.”

That’s Advertising.

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his
telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m fantastic in
bed.”

That’s Telemarketing.

You see a guy at a party, you straighten your dress. You walk up to
him and pour him a drink. You say, “May I?” and reach up to straighten
his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, “By
the way, I’m fantastic in bed.”

That’s Public Relations.

You’re at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, “I hear you’re fantastic in bed.”

That’s Brand Recognition.

You’re at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you talk him into going home with your friend.

That’s a Sales Representative.

Your friend can’t satisfy him so he calls you.

That’s Tech Support.

You’re on your way to a party when you realize that there could be
handsome men in all these houses you’re passing. So you climb onto the
roof of one situated towards the center and shout at the top of your
lungs, “I’m fantastic in bed!”

That’s Spam.

The purpose in your life.

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 Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com

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