The Worst Ethnic Joke Ever Told
As it’s not politically correct to direct a joke at any particular ethnic minority, try this one:
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a southerner [but certainly not a redneck!], a New Englander, and a Californian), an Argentinian, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri
Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uraguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canuck, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, a Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahamanian, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Taiwanese, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 47-53 Africans walk into a fine restaurant.
“I’m sorry,” said the snooty maître d’, “but you can’t come in here without a Thai.”
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I HATE YOU!
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It’s Uruguayan, not Uraguayan. Asshole.
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THAT IS FUNNY !
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Nothing like a good laugh to brighten the day!
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gchd to search with Xrumer tutorials
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Well, it is the worst one I’ve seen. Kind of an anti-joke.
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47-53 Africans?
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y u no take a mexican?!
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you forgot lichtensteinians
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No Canadians?
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y u no use search function?
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Because the Mexican is waiting to clean up after the real people eat dinner.
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Thats what Canucks are…
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i get the joke. but it wasnt really that funny. if it wasnt for the eternity spent reading the other stuff for that 1 second punchline, it might of been funny. but the title is true, worst ethnic joke ever told. it was pretty bad. not in a haha bad sort of way but a “why?” kind of bad.
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Lol, I notice that Canada is not in the list. “Canada… Where’s that?”
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THAT’S WHAT CANUCKS ARE!!!!!!
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Possibly the most idiotic joke ever.
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Hilarious! but there’s no way I can memorise this to tell my friends.
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It’s “Uruguayan”, not “Uraguayan”.
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I propose not to wait until you earn enough cash to order all you need! You should just take the loans or just sba loan and feel yourself comfortable
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