The Magic Wand
Fred had been divorced twice after his wives cheated on him, so
he decided the only way to get a faithful wife was to marry someone who
knew nothing of sex. And he meant nothing! He moved to the mountains and found himself a simple, innocent girl, and married her.
On their wedding night, he told her about his “magic wand”, and
how no one else in the entire world had one. Sure enough, she was
enraptured with the “magic” feelings it brought her, and she and Fred
were very happy.
But Fred needed to make a living, and he finally had to go out of
town on a business trip. But his innocent wife knew only he had a “magic
wand”, so he left feeling safe.
Yet when he got home, he could tell there was something different about his wife, and she was ready to confront him.
“You told me you were the only man in the world with a magic wand,” she said.
“Yes…” he started to answer.
“But I found out that Jerry has a magic wand too!” she said, clearly upset.
“Well yeah,” he stammered. “Jerry is my best friend, and I had two magic wands, so I thought I should give him one of them.”
With that, she burst in to tears.
“What’s wrong?” Fred asked, perplexed.
“Well why,” she said through her sobs, “did you have to give him the good one?!”
Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!
He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.
For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com