Dumb Blond Jokes
What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
Last year’s hide and seek champion.
What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
Did you hear about the blondes who froze to death at the drive-in?
They went to see “Closed for the Winter”.
What was the blonde psychic’s greatest achievement?
An in-body experience !
What did the dumb blonde say to the doctor when she found out she was pregnant?
“Are you sure it’s mine?”
Why are there so many dumb blonde jokes ?
It gives brunettes and redheads something to do on Saturday night.
How do you get a dumb blonde to marry you?
Tell her she’s pregnant.
How do dumb blonde braincells die?
What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A number of people claim to have seen a Bigfoot.
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
What do you call a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots?
What’s the difference between a blonde having her period and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
She kept having affairs with men.
Why do blondes drive VW’s?
Because none of them can spell Porsche.
How do you confuse a blonde?
You don’t — they’re born that way.
How many blondes does it take to play tag?
What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run like hell — she’s got a hand grenade in her mouth!
What does an intelligent blonde and a UFO have in common?
No matter how often you hear about them, you never see one.
What do you call a blonde with a 50 I.Q.?
Why do blondes have square boobs?
No one told them to take the tissues out of the box first.
Where does a blonde hemophiliac go for medical treatment?
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