What’s Their Handicap?

What’s Their Handicap?

A doctor, a priest and an engineer were trying to enjoy a morning of golf , but they were stuck behind an extremely slow group; those men missed every putt, had a hard time lining up shots, and occasionally even teed off in the wrong direction.

The engineer fumed, “What’s with these guys?”

The doctor chimed in, “I don’t know, but I’ve never seen such ineptitude!”

The priest said, “Hey, here comes the pro. Let’s have a word with him.”

They signal him over. “Hi, George,” the priest says. “What’s with that group ahead of us? They’re delaying our game.”

The pro replied, “It’s a sad, sad, story. That’s a group of blind firefighters; they lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free.”

The group fell silent in shame.

The priest said, “That’s awful! I will say a special prayer for them tonight and take up a collection with my congregation.”

The doctor added, “I’m going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy to see if there’s anything he can do for them.”

And the engineer said, “Why can’t they play at night?”

 Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com

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  1. Well, we know that eighteen years after that solemn declaration it was disregarded, and the Irish Parliament, which lasted for five hundred years, was destroyed by the Act of Union. Gentlemen, the Act of Union was carried by force and fraud, by treachery and falsehood.

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