Cowboy buys Insurance

The Cowboy buys insurance

The cowboy was trying to buy an insurance policy. The insurance agentwas going down the list of standard questions.

“Ever have an accident?”

“Nope, nary a one.”

“None? You’ve never had any accidents.”

“Nope. Ain’t never had one. Never.”

“That’s hard to believe. No accidents at all?”

“Well, rattler bit me one time.”

“Wouldn’t you consider that an accident?”

“Hell no. Damned varmint bit me on purpose.”

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Gary is a travel writer and photographer living in Sarasota, Florida. He maintains a website featuring some of his travel photos and markets a line of products featuring many of his photos.

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