The Bear Hunter

The Bear Hunter

Every year, Bob goes hunting during bear season. One year, Bob goeshunting, and shoots a small brown bear. Then, the mother of that smallbrown bear comes up to him and says, ” I’ll give you two choices, I’lleither kill you, or make love to you, but I won’t let you go.”

Bob thinks on this, and decides he wants to live, so the mother bearthen makes love to him.

The next year, Bob goes hunting again, but this time, he shoots themother bear that he was forced to make love to the year before. Heshoots her, and her mother comes after Bob, and again, gives him thechoice. “I will make love to you, or kill you, which will it be??”

Again, Bob makes love to a bear.

The next year, Bob goes once again for revenge, and kills the bear thathe was forced to make love to the year before.

This time, her sister comes up to Bob and says, “You don’t come here forthe hunting, do you?”

Gary is a travel writer and photographer living in Sarasota, Florida. He maintains a website featuring some of his travel photos and markets a line of products featuring many of his photos.

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