Higher than the Empire State Building
“Can you name an animal that has eyes and cannot see, legs and cannot walk, but can jump as high as the Empire State Building?” Asked the life of the party.
Everybody racked their brains during a period of deep silence and finally gave up.
“The answer”, he said, “is a wooden horse, it has eyes and cannot see, and legs and cannot walk.”
“Yes,” someone said, “But how does it jump as high as the Empire State Building?”
“The Empire State Building,” he explained,” cannot jump.”
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