A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on.
She asks the woman working there for a haircut
The blonde sits down in the chair.
The hairdresser takes the blonde’s headphones off and cuts her hair.
At the end, the beautician asks how she likes her hair, but, to her surprise the blonde is dead! The hairdresser picks up the headphones and listens.
She hears: “Breathe in…breathe out…breathe in…breathe out.”
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