George W Bush and Saddam Hussein in Bagdad

Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush

Top Level talks between Bush and Hussein

Bush and Hussein meet up in Baghdad for the first round of talks in a new peaceprocess. When George sits down, he notices three buttons on the side ofSaddam’s chair. They begin talking. After about five minutes Saddampresses the First button. A boxing glove springs out of a box on thedesk and punches Bush in the face.

Confused, Bush carries on talking as Saddam laughs. A few minuteslater the second button is pressed. This time a big boot comes out andkicks Bush in the shin. Again Saddam laughs, and again Bush carries ontalking, not wanting to put off the bigger issue of peace between thetwo countries. But when the third button is pressed and another bootcomes out and kicks Bush in the privates, he’s finally had enough,knowing that he can’t do much without them functioning well. “I’m goingback home!” he tells the Iraqi. “We’ll finish these talks in twoweeks!”

A fortnight passes and Saddam flies to the United States fortalks. As the two men sit down, Hussein notices three buttons on Bush’schair and prepares himself for the Yank’s revenge. They begin talkingand Bush presses the first button. Saddam ducks, but nothing happens.George snickers. A few seconds later he presses the second button.Saddam jumps up, but again nothing happens. Bush roars with laughter.When the third button is pressed, Saddam jumps up again, and againnothing happens. Bush falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics.

“Forget this,” says Saddam. “I’m going back to Baghdad!”

Dubya says through tears of laughter, “What Baghdad?”

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1 Comment

  1. Totally botched joke here… Bush asks “why’d you hit me with the boxing glove?” Saddam says “what boxing glove?” Bush says “why’d you kick me with the boot?” Saddam says “What boot?” So sad when the entire point of a good joke is lost. Punchline doesn’t even make sense without the other lines…


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