The Dead Mule
A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking
company’s fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde ..
“Didn’t you say, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine,’?”
Clyde responded, “Well, I’ll tell you what happened… I had
the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m
fine!’?”Clyde said, “Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and
the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman
on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the
accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud.Please tell him to simply answer the question.”
By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Clyde ‘s answer and said to the lawyer, “I’d like to hear what he has to say
about his favorite mule, Bessie”.Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded.
“Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite
shape just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a
gun and shot her between the eyes..
Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun still in hand, looked at me and said, “How are you feeling?”
“Now what the hell would you say?”
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Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!
He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.
For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com
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