Sleeping Librarian

A librarian was fast asleep at 3:00 in the morning when the phone rang. The voice on the other end said,” What time does the library open?”
“Nine O’clock ,” replied the librarian, bleary-eyed.”And what’s the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?”
“Not until 9:00?” said  the caller.
“No not until 9:00” replied the librarian, “Why do you want to get in before nine o’clock?”
“I don’t want to get in,” said the caller, “I want to get out.”

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